(from a client, identity removed)

'And now for a moment of levity, here's something i found on Tim Rifat's site, which i will quote unedited:

"As NSA Satanists such as Dextor Ator aka Loohan of Loohan.com say they can control my Bone Generators™ Crystals with a Satanist Demon is another timeline all US government Satanists can be dumped into the virtual from real time-like wageslave damnation you were in. Since there are millions of these Satanist scum your Real from Virtual Anti-Illuminati bodies can be millions of times stronger then your birthright thanks tot he use of them as Total Deathgoat Satanists. Since Dextor Ator aka Loohan used the US/UK governments Hyperinfinity to break my Bone Generators™ and Lost (see collapse of US dollar, Gordon Browns collapsing/collapsed criminal government, failure in Iraq, Afghanistan.... Iran) they gave all their Hyperinfinity to build the Hyperinfinite Bone Generator™ described in my Quantum Mechanics Hyperinfinite Bone Generators™ Service to build God-Beings from Psi-Masters the Anti-Illuminati Pyramid being the sequestered Quantum Engine that builds Omega Point God-Being".

Well, actually, i don't know what hyperinfinity is, and i have never claimed to be able to control his Bone Generators. But Pitwexin can decontaminate Rifat's dangerously corrupt products, including bone programs. Call on him if you have Rifat products that are ruining your life'.

Well, actually, Loohan once in an email to me claimed that he knew what Hyperinfinity is (though that means little as he seems to think he knows everything, anyway. He once referred himself as the Psi-Emperor, lording over you).

Currently, he's engaged in starting a full-blown counterfeiting operation, making PC-BPC sets filled with demonic entities. I assume he's doing this from his apparently now-completed cottage, which he said last year he was planning to use as a base of operations for making PC-BPC sets to compete with your line of products.

BTW, I must confess I'm the origin of Loohan's Pitwexin. Last year, tired of Loohan's seeming inability to predict future events, along with a total failure to psychotronically affect me and and my environment in any positive way (his 'services' I paid with $300 and a few thousand in radionic equipment), I tried testing him by claiming to be in contact with a fictional Tim Rifat in another time-line, as well as a fictional Loohan.

Well, our Loohan fell for it, hook, line and sinker and immediately rabbited on his blog and Yahoogroups forum about a Tim Rifat named Pitwixin, who could alter the programming in your products.

As I mentioned to you previously, Loohan's alleged 'Tim Rifat' in that 'other time-line' (I suspect the entity is really in our time-line) may be some sort of reptilian demon.

As you already know (but I only realised today) is that the entire Loohan.com website is actually a creation --- not of a middle-aged, balding American white male, making minimal wages at a bakery in rural Arkansas --- but of the staff of the National Security Agency. The writing on Loohan.com is very polished, slick, professional and edited. And very abundant. So abundant that one wonders how Loohan can hold both a full-time job as a bakery assistant and write so much.

His 'creation' of psychotronic devices is very prolific. So prolific that it seems that NSA's psychotronic department must have a full-time staff churning out these 'Loohan inventions'.

So a word to wise to any alphabet agency reading this email: over-prolificy is a key giveaway to an agent seeking to establish him/herself as Kosher. Non-agents simply don't have the time in real life to writes volumes of emails to post on websites, or invent complicated bogus technologies that lead the naive nowhere.

So I learn my lesson, Tim.